November 2011
51 posts
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah! Spooky! Scary! Boys becoming men! Men becoming wolves!
October 2011
64 posts
I wish people would make loan payments for me…guh.
(A razor is a very thoughtful and practical Christmas gift. This girlfriend is a horrible bitch.)
Your mother/significant other/grandunit/probation officer insist you provide a list of Christmas presents you want this year. Ten-year-old you instantly starts compiling a mental…
a boy called me cute. in an “interested in you” sort of way. still slightly insulted.
although maybe I blushed a little bit too.
Jim Gaffigan (via cateythelady)
Ha!
(via girlwithalessonplan)
You get generally depressed about things like paying for cavity fillings.
Suddenly you’re making 3x what you made in college. You consider switching from shitty whiskey to Jameson and living it up. You join a gym and contemplate magazine subscriptions. What a self-sufficient person you…
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
(submitted by leairene)
Someone asked us a question earlier about how Jay and I write so often. It was already answered, but I wanted to add my two cents.
Question Bro/Lady-
It takes awhile to learn how to write productively. I used to sit and agonize on the structure of stories, papers and articles, editing and…
my love has white arms
and many faces
I deal a tricky pack of hearts
and aces
we smile
and wave
but do not find
us
all our rubies
glitter to blind
us
(submitted by lademarche)
